if its not your day,its not!!!

please tell me you have an idea of what i am about to tell you.
so the previous weekend i was at Portshepstone for the jazz fest..
before that,the whole of last week was just anticipating on the weekend and planning it..by friday,i was at work, my plan was to get off work early,go do my lashes as in put fake lashes,get  a pair of jeans and get on the taxi so that atleast by half 3 im in Durban.,,

ayke,my royalties ngcele emsebenzini,dat wasnt hard,easy..the problem started when i needed to buy the jeans(because i had only packed one since i only have 1 fairly new) then my card decided not to work,i cudnt get the jeans so i had to go withdraw and the ATM wasnt the closest thing on earth, then i had to go do my lashes,hell began. i got ther told the sista i want to do lashes,told me to sit which was a nightmare cos i was running out of time,it was 2 already n i was in Pmb. then she comes with one packet,then usisi who had just finished doing hers with one packet it was not nice,ther wer just a few lashes so i was like no i dnt want one pack,then they told me il have to pay more for the second packet, i fought and they told me to pay atleast for the pack cos it was already opened, i said ok and i told them to shove it u knw where cos iv done lashes before and they dnt make them so thin, i left!!!
i was soo angry and eventually got to Durbs at like 4.

why im telling u this because only now,that im shit tired at work and my body aches cos i havnt had good sleep since thur, iv been drinking,dancing and smoking all weekend and my work has to suffer today, anyhu darlings, i remember that even that one and only time iv had lashes they used one pack and i liked it, now im thinking to myself, why the f*#@k dd u give that perfomance on friday for?  yes two packs would be great, but one would have been fairly enough, oh well the next best  thing now would be to never ever go to that salon and look on the bright side, now that i have a a pack with me,next time i decide to do lashes il bring it too, problem solved!!

the everyday life hey..