if its not your day,its not!!!

please tell me you have an idea of what i am about to tell you.
so the previous weekend i was at Portshepstone for the jazz fest..
before that,the whole of last week was just anticipating on the weekend and planning it..by friday,i was at work, my plan was to get off work early,go do my lashes as in put fake lashes,get  a pair of jeans and get on the taxi so that atleast by half 3 im in Durban.,,

ayke,my royalties ngcele emsebenzini,dat wasnt hard,easy..the problem started when i needed to buy the jeans(because i had only packed one since i only have 1 fairly new) then my card decided not to work,i cudnt get the jeans so i had to go withdraw and the ATM wasnt the closest thing on earth, then i had to go do my lashes,hell began. i got ther told the sista i want to do lashes,told me to sit which was a nightmare cos i was running out of time,it was 2 already n i was in Pmb. then she comes with one packet,then usisi who had just finished doing hers with one packet it was not nice,ther wer just a few lashes so i was like no i dnt want one pack,then they told me il have to pay more for the second packet, i fought and they told me to pay atleast for the pack cos it was already opened, i said ok and i told them to shove it u knw where cos iv done lashes before and they dnt make them so thin, i left!!!
i was soo angry and eventually got to Durbs at like 4.

why im telling u this because only now,that im shit tired at work and my body aches cos i havnt had good sleep since thur, iv been drinking,dancing and smoking all weekend and my work has to suffer today, anyhu darlings, i remember that even that one and only time iv had lashes they used one pack and i liked it, now im thinking to myself, why the f*#@k dd u give that perfomance on friday for?  yes two packs would be great, but one would have been fairly enough, oh well the next best  thing now would be to never ever go to that salon and look on the bright side, now that i have a a pack with me,next time i decide to do lashes il bring it too, problem solved!!

the everyday life hey..

the brother from another mother....

As i was walking at the mall after work, tired having had a long day n in a rush to get my hair done because i am going to the jazz festival so i must look the part..anyhu im walking ke rushing towards the taxis,ooh public transport,LORD I NEED A CAR!!! i see this white guy,i am coming towards him,he is looking at me, i look directly at his eyes,dats my secret,dats how i maintain control when im talking with sum1,men especially.. i come closer to the guy,still in dat staring in the eyes position, just as when i am about to pass him, mind u in my mind i have polished my English, im practising my twang,lol.. then the guy greets me and ofcorse i say 'hey''and continue to pass, and then my mind registers, wat did the guy say to me?..aybo i must have heard wrong,i turn towards him,look around,searching for a rural zulu man who said to me 'sawubona nkosazane emhlophe'..i look at him and he has the cutest smug on his face, the look that says,jep it was me, i speak fluent zulu like that..to my shock, i say to him,are you...? n he says lol ehhe imina, im like unjani,he says ngyaphila wena unjan, now in amazement and being smittered by this i say,ngyaphila and off i went,kept looking back at him to make sure im not halucinating,and came the taxi n off i went..
to myself after that i thought dat was just one of those cool random things that one experiences,its cool for me simply because we always speak English to our fellow white counterparts and complain that they dnt put the effort to learn our languages,honestly i was smittered by da white guy and daydreamed about him being my husband all the way home, thanx mr Zulu speaking white man, my ride was pleasant due to my wild mind...

au revoir!
xoxo: sane

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